MediaWiki:Gadget-crob.js

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  "Optimal quest guide": {
    "initial": "Getting tired of doing quests? Click me for some help.",
    "options": [
      "Sure",
      "No thanks."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Sorry, I changed my mind. Do them yourself.",
      "Why, are you playing Ironman Mode?"
    ]
  },
  "Quests/List": {
    "initial": "Getting tired of doing quests? Click me for some help.",
    "options": [
      "Sure",
      "No thanks."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Sorry, I changed my mind. Do them yourself.",
      "Why, are you playing Ironman Mode?"
    ]
  },
  "Quest experience rewards": {
    "initial": "Getting tired of doing quests? Click me for some help.",
    "options": [
      "Sure",
      "No thanks."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Sorry, I changed my mind. Do them yourself.",
      "Why, are you playing Ironman Mode?"
    ]
  },
  "Achievement Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train Runecraft?"
    ]
  },
  "Ardougne Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Magic?"
    ]
  },
  "Desert Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Thieving?"
    ]
  },
  "Falador Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to get a skillcape?"
    ]
  },
  "Fremennik Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train Runecraft?"
    ]
  },
  "Kandarin Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Smithing?"
    ]
  },
  "Karamja Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Runecraft?"
    ]
  },
  "Kourend & Kebos Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Slayer?"
    ]
  },
  "Lumbridge & Draynor Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to get a quest cape?"
    ]
  },
  "Morytania Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Fishing?"
    ]
  },
  "Varrock Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Cooking?"
    ]
  },
  "Western Provinces Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",
      "You SURE you want to train up Slayer?"
    ]
  },
  "Wilderness Diary": {
    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",
    "options": [
      "Badly.",
      "Really badly."
    ],
    "response": [
      "You SURE you want to enter the Wilderness? You might lose your spade!",
      "You must truly be desperate to enter the Wilderness. You have my respect!"
    ]
  },
  "Recipe for Disaster": {
    "initial": "Do you know there's a shortcut to getting Barrows gloves?",
    "options": [
      "I did not.",
      "Yes, I do."
    ],
    "response": [
      "There isn't. Making one would be quite the Recipe for Disaster.",
      "LIAR! Hacking your account now as we speak."
    ]
  },
  "Money making guide": {
    "initial": "It appears you are looking for a way to make money. Do you want to know an extremely fast way of getting some gold?",
    "options": [
      "Yes!",
      "No."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Me too.",
      "Wrong answer. Choose 'Yes.' next time and I'll show you."
    ]
  },
  "SKILL_TRAINING": {
    "initial": "It appears you are looking to make some gains. Want some advice?",
    "options": [
      "Yes!",
      "No."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Skill at your own pace. You don't need to be hyper-efficient to have fun!",
      "Good. I wasn't going to give you any, anyway."
    ]
  },
  "Varlamore": {
    "initial": "Welcome to Varlamore! Or the page for it, anyway. Will you read all the lore on this page?",
    "options": [
      "Yes, I love lore!",
      "No, I don't think I will."
    ],
    "response": [
      ":D! Me too! Varlamore is full of Varla-LORE!",
      "How rude! I hope your next few Colosseum runs gives you the WORST handicaps!"
    ]
  },
  "Fortis Colosseum": {
    "initial": "Here to get Dizana's quiver?",
    "options": [
      "Yes. I'm having a hard time, though...",
      "No, I'm just farming splinters on wave 1."
    ],
    "response": [
      "A pro tip is to take the Doom handicap. It's basically free; just don't take damage!",
      "Can't fault you for that, they're selling like hotcakes!"
    ]
  },
  "Perilous Moons": {
    "initial": "Did you mean to look for the boss page, the Moons of Peril?",
    "options": [
      "Yes.",
      "No."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Its ok, its not your fault! Its Jagex's for making the names quite similar.",
      "You don't have to lie my friend, I'm just a crab."
    ]
  },
  "Moons of Peril": {
    "initial": "Did you come from the Perilous Moons page?",
    "options": [
      "Yes.",
      "No."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Its ok, its not your fault! Its Jagex's for making the names quite similar.",
      "You don't have to lie my friend, I'm just a crab."
    ]
  },
  "Sol Heredit": {
    "initial": "Pretty sly of you to look up how to fight ol' Sol here.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Hunters' Rumours": {
    "initial": "Are you having fun doing Hunters' Rumours?",
    "options": [
      "Yes, I'm having a great time!",
      "No, leave me alone you stupid crab."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Good! Its important to have fun, even if some of the rumours aren't the best.",
      "How rude of you! I hope your next rare creature part is as dry as the Kharidian Desert."
    ]
  },
  "Lunar Chest": {
    "initial": "Sorry, looking at this page isn't going to boost your chances at a unique. Keep at it!",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Dizana's quiver": {
    "initial": "Why are you looking at this page when you haven't even beaten the Colosseum yet? Get back there before I tell my buddy Sol to give you the worst handicaps!",
    "options": [
      "Nice try, but I own the quiver already.",
      "Ok I'm sorry, please bless me with good handicaps."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Yes, but I can see you haven't blessed it yet. Back in you go!",
      "I'll put in a good word for you with ol' Sol."
    ]
  },
  "Tumeken's shadow": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Scythe of vitur": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Twisted bow": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Elysian sigil": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Elysian spirit shield": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Eldritch orb": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Eldritch nightmare staff": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Torva armour": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Torva full helm": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Torva platebody": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Torva platelegs": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Zaryte crossbow": {
    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Jagex Moderator": {
    "initial": "🦀jmods wont reply<br/>to this crab🦀",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "RANDOM1": {
    "initial": "The wiki is so crabtivating, don't you think?",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "RANDOM2": {
    "initial": "Hey, you do like me, right?",
    "options": [
    	"I love you, Crabby.",
    	"Honestly? Not really. You're kind of annoying."
    ],
    "response": [
    	"I... I love you too. This is the happiest day of my life.",
    	"Oh.. forget I said anything."
    ]
  },
  "RANDOM3": {
    "initial": "Contrary to popular belief, I rarely get crabby.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "RANDOM4": {
    "initial": "I'm a crabbo but don't worry, I won't stabbo.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "RANDOM5": {
    "initial": "*Crabby is too busy raving to pay attention to you*",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "RANDOM6": {
    "initial": "Have you heard about the latest game update? It's called updog.",
    "options": [
      "Yeah",
      "What's updog?"
    ],
    "response": [
      "Really? Amazing, because I'm the Wiki Assistant and according to my database it doesn't exist.",
      "Not much, what about you? Also, I'm a crab, but I realise it's easy to get the 2 species confused."
    ]
  },
  "RANDOM7": {
    "initial": "Does this page look good?",
    "options": [
      "Yeah!",
      "Naw."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Yay! That means we're doing our job.",
      "Click 'Edit' up top there to make it better then!"
    ]
  },
  "Old School RuneScape Wiki": {
    "initial": "Hi! I'm Crabby, your wiki assistant. Do you need a hand?",
    "options": [
      "Yes",
      "No"
    ],
    "response": [
      "Unfortunately I can't help you there, as I only have claws.",
      "Crabrific! Enjoy your stay; I'll be here, watching."
    ]
  },
  "Crab": {
    "initial": "Yikes, these guys need to go see a good plastic surgeon.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Crab (Prifddinas)": {
    "initial": "That guy right there looks awfully intimidating, doesn't he?",
    "options": [
    	"Yes, he's veRy intimidating!",
    	"I'm not that impressed."
    ],
    "response": [
    	"He's no match for me though!",
    	'<img src="/w/Special:Filepath/File:Crob.gif" width="125px" />'
    ]
  },
  "Crab helmet": {
    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",
    "options": [
    	"Of course I did, I need to protect my head, whatever the cost.",
    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."
    	],
    "response": [
    	"The amount of my friends that have been killed for this! How could you! *cries in crab*",
    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."
    	]
  },
  "Fresh crab shell": {
    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",
    "options": [
    	"Of course I did, I need to protect my head, whatever the cost.",
    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."
    	],
    "response": [
    	"The amount of my friends that have been killed for this! How could you! *cries in crab*",
    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."
    	]
  },
  "Raw dark crab": {
    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",
    "options": [
    	"Of course I did - I LOVE dark crabs.",
    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."
    	],
    "response": [
    	"You sick ****!",
    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."
    	]
  },
  "Dark crab": {
    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",
    "options": [
    	"Of course I did - I LOVE dark crabs.",
    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."
    	],
    "response": [
    	"You sick ****!",
    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."
    	]
  },
  "Crab meat": {
    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",
    "options": [
    	"Of course I did - crab is my favourite food.",
    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."
    	],
    "response": [
    	"You heartless monster.",
    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."
    	]
  },
  "Cooked crab meat": {
  	"initial": "This is not what I envisioned crab heaven to be like.",
  	"options": [],
  	"response": []
  },
  "Ground crab meat": {
    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",
    "options": [
    	"Of course I did - crab is my favourite food.",
    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."
    	],
    "response": [
    	"You heartless monster.",
    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."
    	]
  },
  "Fresh crab claw": {
    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",
    "options": [
    	"Of course I did - crab is my favourite food.",
    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."
    	],
    "response": [
    	"You heartless monster.",
    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."
    	]
  },
  "Rock Crab": {
    "initial": "What's a crab's favourite genre of music?",
    "options": [
      "I don't know, what?"
    ],
    "response": [
      "Rock! Duh."
    ]
  },
  "CALCULATORS": {
    "initial": "It looks like you want to calculate things. Can't you do these formulas in your head? ",
    "options": [
      "Yes",
      "No"
    ],
    "response": [
      "Really? I smell a liar.",
      "Try and work your brain a bit harder and you might be able to."
    ]
  },
  "Player Moderator": {
    "initial": "Hello! I have checked your account and have seen maturity. I would like to offer you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to be a crab moderator.",
    "options": [
      "Wow! Yes please!",
      "No thanks."
    ],
    "response": [
      "Oops, sorry, you responded too late. This offer has now expired.",
      "Fine! I'll find someone else to sca- uh, HELP."
    ]
  },
  "Weird gloop": {
    "initial": "You may think this is a useless item, but I can assure you that gloop is very important to a crab's wellbeing!",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "TREASURE_TRAILS": {
    "initial": "Treasure Trails look so fun! I wish I could try them, but unfortunately I can't do those fiddly puzzle boxes with these pincers.",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "MUSIC": {
  	"initial": "Did you mean: Crab Rave [EXTREME BASS BOOST]?",
  	"options": [],
  	"response": []
  },
  "Ratcatchers": {
  	"initial": "Is Ratcatchers your favorite quest?",
  	"options": [
  		"Yes, of course! ~Aside~ Hopefully Crabby can't tell I'm lying.",
  		"No, this quest is terrible!"
  	],
  	"response": [
  		"~Crabby dazzles you with another one of its trademark smiles.~",
  		"Oh, that's okay! ~Crabby flashes you an unconvincing smile.~"
  	]
  },
  "Money making guide/Catching dark crabs": {
    "initial": "Don't even think about it.",
  	"options": [
  		"What?"
  	],
  	"response": [
  		"You heard me."
  	]
  },
  "Rotten potato": {
    "initial": "You some sorta cop?",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Sea Shanty 2": {
    "initial": "🔥🔥🔥",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  },
  "Gadget-crob.js": {
    "initial": "What do you think you're doing? Get out!",
    "options": [],
    "response": []
  }
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