MediaWiki:Gadget-crob.js

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Do them yourself.",      "Why, are you playing Ironman Mode?"    ]  },  "Achievement Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train Runecraft?"    ]  },  "Ardougne Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Magic?"    ]  },  "Desert Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Thieving?"    ]  },  "Falador Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to get a skillcape?"    ]  },  "Fremennik Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train Runecraft?"    ]  },  "Kandarin Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Smithing?"    ]  },  "Karamja Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Runecraft?"    ]  },  "Kourend & Kebos Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Slayer?"    ]  },  "Lumbridge & Draynor Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to get a quest cape?"    ]  },  "Morytania Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Fishing?"    ]  },  "Varrock Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Cooking?"    ]  },  "Western Provinces Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "Not 'really badly'? Should've chosen that one, noob.",      "You SURE you want to train up Slayer?"    ]  },  "Wilderness Diary": {    "initial": "How badly do you want those diary rewards?",    "options": [      "Badly.",      "Really badly."    ],    "response": [      "You SURE you want to enter the Wilderness? You might lose your spade!",      "You must truly be desperate to enter the Wilderness. You have my respect!"    ]  },  "Recipe for Disaster": {    "initial": "Do you know there's a shortcut to getting Barrows gloves?",    "options": [      "I did not.",      "Yes, I do."    ],    "response": [      "There isn't. Making one would be quite the Recipe for Disaster.",      "LIAR! Hacking your account now as we speak."    ]  },  "Money making guide": {    "initial": "It appears you are looking for a way to make money. Do you want to know an extremely fast way of getting some gold?",    "options": [      "Yes!",      "No."    ],    "response": [      "Me too.",      "Wrong answer. Choose 'Yes.' next time and I'll show you."    ]  },  "SKILL_TRAINING": {    "initial": "It appears you are looking to make some gains. Want some advice?",    "options": [      "Yes!",      "No."    ],    "response": [      "Skill at your own pace. You don't need to be hyper-efficient to have fun!",      "Good. I wasn't going to give you any, anyway."    ]  },  "Varlamore": {    "initial": "Welcome to Varlamore! Or the page for it, anyway. Will you read all the lore on this page?",    "options": [      "Yes, I love lore!",      "No, I don't think I will."    ],    "response": [      ":D! Me too! Varlamore is full of Varla-LORE!",      "How rude! I hope your next few Colosseum runs gives you the WORST handicaps!"    ]  },  "Fortis Colosseum": {    "initial": "Here to get Dizana's quiver?",    "options": [      "Yes. I'm having a hard time, though...",      "No, I'm just farming splinters on wave 1."    ],    "response": [      "A pro tip is to take the Doom handicap. It's basically free; just don't take damage!",      "Can't fault you for that, they're selling like hotcakes!"    ]  },  "Perilous Moons": {    "initial": "Did you mean to look for the boss page, the Moons of Peril?",    "options": [      "Yes.",      "No."    ],    "response": [      "Its ok, its not your fault! Its Jagex's for making the names quite similar.",      "You don't have to lie my friend, I'm just a crab."    ]  },  "Moons of Peril": {    "initial": "Did you come from the Perilous Moons page?",    "options": [      "Yes.",      "No."    ],    "response": [      "Its ok, its not your fault! Its Jagex's for making the names quite similar.",      "You don't have to lie my friend, I'm just a crab."    ]  },  "Sol Heredit": {    "initial": "Pretty sly of you to look up how to fight ol' Sol here.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Hunters' Rumours": {    "initial": "Are you having fun doing Hunters' Rumours?",    "options": [      "Yes, I'm having a great time!",      "No, leave me alone you stupid crab."    ],    "response": [      "Good! Its important to have fun, even if some of the rumours aren't the best.",      "How rude of you! I hope your next rare creature part is as dry as the Kharidian Desert."    ]  },  "Lunar Chest": {    "initial": "Sorry, looking at this page isn't going to boost your chances at a unique. Keep at it!",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Dizana's quiver": {    "initial": "Why are you looking at this page when you haven't even beaten the Colosseum yet? Get back there before I tell my buddy Sol to give you the worst handicaps!",    "options": [      "Nice try, but I own the quiver already.",      "Ok I'm sorry, please bless me with good handicaps."    ],    "response": [      "Yes, but I can see you haven't blessed it yet. Back in you go!",      "I'll put in a good word for you with ol' Sol."    ]  },  "Tumeken's shadow": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Scythe of vitur": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Twisted bow": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Elysian sigil": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Elysian spirit shield": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Eldritch orb": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Eldritch nightmare staff": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Torva armour": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Torva full helm": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Torva platebody": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Torva platelegs": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Zaryte crossbow": {    "initial": "HEY! You're too poor to buy this item. Go somewhere else.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Jagex Moderator": {    "initial": "🦀jmods wont reply<br/>to this crab🦀",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "RANDOM1": {    "initial": "The wiki is so crabtivating, don't you think?",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "RANDOM2": {    "initial": "Hey, you do like me, right?",    "options": [    	"I love you, Crabby.",    	"Honestly? Not really. You're kind of annoying."    ],    "response": [    	"I... I love you too. This is the happiest day of my life.",    	"Oh.. forget I said anything."    ]  },  "RANDOM3": {    "initial": "Contrary to popular belief, I rarely get crabby.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "RANDOM4": {    "initial": "I'm a crabbo but don't worry, I won't stabbo.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "RANDOM5": {    "initial": "*Crabby is too busy raving to pay attention to you*",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "RANDOM6": {    "initial": "Have you heard about the latest game update? It's called updog.",    "options": [      "Yeah",      "What's updog?"    ],    "response": [      "Really? Amazing, because I'm the Wiki Assistant and according to my database it doesn't exist.",      "Not much, what about you? Also, I'm a crab, but I realise it's easy to get the 2 species confused."    ]  },  "RANDOM7": {    "initial": "Does this page look good?",    "options": [      "Yeah!",      "Naw."    ],    "response": [      "Yay! That means we're doing our job.",      "Click 'Edit' up top there to make it better then!"    ]  },  "Old School RuneScape Wiki": {    "initial": "Hi! I'm Crabby, your wiki assistant. Do you need a hand?",    "options": [      "Yes",      "No"    ],    "response": [      "Unfortunately I can't help you there, as I only have claws.",      "Crabrific! Enjoy your stay; I'll be here, watching."    ]  },  "Crab": {    "initial": "Yikes, these guys need to go see a good plastic surgeon.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Crab (Prifddinas)": {    "initial": "That guy right there looks awfully intimidating, doesn't he?",    "options": [    	"Yes, he's veRy intimidating!",    	"I'm not that impressed."    ],    "response": [    	"He's no match for me though!",    	'<img src="/w/Special:Filepath/File:Crob.gif" width="125px" />'    ]  },  "Crab helmet": {    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",    "options": [    	"Of course I did, I need to protect my head, whatever the cost.",    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."    	],    "response": [    	"The amount of my friends that have been killed for this! How could you! *cries in crab*",    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."    	]  },  "Fresh crab shell": {    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",    "options": [    	"Of course I did, I need to protect my head, whatever the cost.",    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."    	],    "response": [    	"The amount of my friends that have been killed for this! How could you! *cries in crab*",    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."    	]  },  "Raw dark crab": {    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",    "options": [    	"Of course I did - I LOVE dark crabs.",    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."    	],    "response": [    	"You sick ****!",    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."    	]  },  "Dark crab": {    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",    "options": [    	"Of course I did - I LOVE dark crabs.",    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."    	],    "response": [    	"You sick ****!",    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."    	]  },  "Crab meat": {    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",    "options": [    	"Of course I did - crab is my favourite food.",    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."    	],    "response": [    	"You heartless monster.",    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."    	]  },  "Cooked crab meat": {  	"initial": "This is not what I envisioned crab heaven to be like.",  	"options": [],  	"response": []  },  "Ground crab meat": {    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",    "options": [    	"Of course I did - crab is my favourite food.",    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."    	],    "response": [    	"You heartless monster.",    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."    	]  },  "Fresh crab claw": {    "initial": "You didn't actually mean to search this, right?",    "options": [    	"Of course I did - crab is my favourite food.",    	"No, of course not! Pure accident."    	],    "response": [    	"You heartless monster.",    	"Phew. I always knew you were a true friend."    	]  },  "Rock Crab": {    "initial": "What's a crab's favourite genre of music?",    "options": [      "I don't know, what?"    ],    "response": [      "Rock! Duh."    ]  },  "CALCULATORS": {    "initial": "It looks like you want to calculate things. Can't you do these formulas in your head? ",    "options": [      "Yes",      "No"    ],    "response": [      "Really? I smell a liar.",      "Try and work your brain a bit harder and you might be able to."    ]  },  "Player Moderator": {    "initial": "Hello! I have checked your account and have seen maturity. I would like to offer you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to be a crab moderator.",    "options": [      "Wow! Yes please!",      "No thanks."    ],    "response": [      "Oops, sorry, you responded too late. This offer has now expired.",      "Fine! I'll find someone else to sca- uh, HELP."    ]  },  "Weird gloop": {    "initial": "You may think this is a useless item, but I can assure you that gloop is very important to a crab's wellbeing!",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "TREASURE_TRAILS": {    "initial": "Treasure Trails look so fun! I wish I could try them, but unfortunately I can't do those fiddly puzzle boxes with these pincers.",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "MUSIC": {  	"initial": "Did you mean: Crab Rave [EXTREME BASS BOOST]?",  	"options": [],  	"response": []  },  "Ratcatchers": {  	"initial": "Is Ratcatchers your favorite quest?",  	"options": [  		"Yes, of course! ~Aside~ Hopefully Crabby can't tell I'm lying.",  		"No, this quest is terrible!"  	],  	"response": [  		"~Crabby dazzles you with another one of its trademark smiles.~",  		"Oh, that's okay! ~Crabby flashes you an unconvincing smile.~"  	]  },  "Money making guide/Catching dark crabs": {    "initial": "Don't even think about it.",  	"options": [  		"What?"  	],  	"response": [  		"You heard me."  	]  },  "Rotten potato": {    "initial": "You some sorta cop?",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Sea Shanty 2": {    "initial": "🔥🔥🔥",    "options": [],    "response": []  },  "Gadget-crob.js": {    "initial": "What do you think you're doing? 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